Im not an unkind girl but lets face it, nothing is funnier than consistently messing with someone who gets all huffy and flips out about it. Maybe it the years of torment Ive endured being the baby sister to two older brothers or maybe my heart really is black, either way I sure can dish it out. If given the opportunity I would absolutely love to rip on Glenn Danzig to his face. For a tough guy he sure cant stand to be made fun of and for a jerk-faced bully there is nothing sweeter.
Sir Glenn Danzig has unwittingly become the king of the Internet meme. With that title comes great responsibility. The responsibility to roll with the punches, to laugh at yourself and enjoy the spotlight thrust upon you in your darkest, kitty-litter buying moments. Unfortunately for Glenn, he lacks the ability to have a sense of humor. Apparently its not dark enough for him. Therefore the meme-machine just keeps picking on Danzig and people like me just keep enjoying it.
Here are a few of my favorite Danzig memes. What are your favorites?
This one is a classic. A normal man buying a normal product but wait a second, thats DANZIG so its funny. Danzig is, of course, pissed off about this but my sources tell me its only because he wishes hed been caught leaving an Occult bookstore rather than Petsmart.
Chicken sandwich image via:illogicalcontraption.tumblr.com Chik-fil-a has been so wicked. Look at Danzig, luring us to a fried chicken sanctuary of doom. Mm, mm, good.
It was only a matter of time before meme-making geniuses combined the washed-up powers of Glenn Danzig and Tony Danza. Change the lyrics of Mother to Mona and your favorite karaoke jam is in on the joke!
My personal favorite! Occult books and Nazis, every school child should have this book. Giggle, giggle. Oh, Danzig, you badass! He also puts those Christian fundamentalists in their place by referencing some little known early chapters of the bible. Just riveting!
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